My first electronic device
I just time-traveled from the year of our Lord 1876 to this year just so I could purchase an electronic device by the company Apple and post about it here. It is the model “XS” and it feels strangely hypnotic to look at the dancing pictures on the piece of bewitched glassware. There can be no doubt as to whether or not this is, indeed, an “upgrade” to my newly enriched life. That is all that I wished to share on this interconnected text space today with you possibly real receivers of this message. Blessings be with you.
Oh, and please do not reveal whether Rutherford Hayes wins a third term as President or not, I’m going home soon and I want it to be a surprise. I am most definitely a time-traveler. Salutations!